50 Shades of Coq
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"These damn things are as hot as a stiff cock." - JULIA CHILDAs one of the most famous coq-handlers of all time, Mrs. Child should know what she's talking about.A F Owlpun's "50 Shades of Coq" promises to be one of the most loved and wholesome family books to appear since 50 Shades of Grey.It contains recipes. Many recipes. Some say too many. They all seem to contain chicken, or as the French like to titter, "Coq." Why anyone would want to cook at home is beyond me, but if you do, then this is the book for you. Or for a friend. It's better if you give it to a friend and let them do the cooking. That way you win some points and get a free meal out of it. Here's an idea: Want to make a lot of friends? Then give a bunch of people a copy of this book. Make sense? I knew you'd see the wisdom in this suggestion.If you're ready to blah blah manipulative sales words go here, then buy many of these books today. The button is up on this page somewhere. For those of you with absolutely NO imagination, here's what you can use it for: Funny cookbook for adultsDirty cookbooks for adultsWhite elephant book for adultsWhite elephant gag gifts for adultsGag gift for womenDirty santa gift for coworkersChristmas gifts for womenFunny bachelorette giftsBachelorette gifts for brideGifts for kitchenHilarious giftsFunny gifts for women friendStill here. Whatcha waiting for, a medal?